• domestic /dəˈmɛstɪk/(adj.) relating to the running of a home or to family relations.
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
This includes letting your ideas, stories and head-canons marinate in your head on a daily basis to the point of not writing any of it down because you’re either afraid of how it will turn out or too fucking lazy to write that shit down.
Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.
We have no evidence of any breach and, like…
When I have a kickback with the Besties.
Maleficent and Hades are totally snarky BFFs and no one will convince me otherwise.
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh
what the fuck is this shit
release the penguins
are those ten fortes
I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.
EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??
Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
I request this to be played at my funeral
That was really fucking awesome.
IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND THERE IS A 100% GUARANTEE I WILL NEVER EVER FRAME YOU FOR MURDERS AND PUT YOU IN JAIL
I MAY FAIL TO CONTACT YOU FOR WEEKS ON END AND BE UNABLE TO EXPRESS MY DEEP APPRECIATION AND AFFECTION FOR YOU UNLESS ITS BURIED IN JOKES OR YELLING OR INCREDIBLE AWKWARDNESS
BUT I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT GET YOU PUT IN JAIL
UNLESS I AM THERE WITH YOU
Do you ever have passive OTPs
Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art
but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea